Friday, June 5, 2009

Soft Porn and Scrunchies...

American Apparel is currently trying to reincarnate a popular 80's fashion accessory better left to rest...AA is trying to bring back the SCRUNCHIE... Ewwww!

AA is showing them in everything from neon to zebra print...lamé to tribal print--and offering them up, for our viewing pleasure, on a freckle-faced PYT who writhes around in them seductively wearing a barely-there swimsuit, complete with a nip slip or two. These shots alone will surely make your man run out to buy them for you...or beg you to wear them...or not.

I suppose the scraps of fabric from AA's buttless tights had to be used for something, but we think some killer G-strings or thongs might have made better use of the left overs as we hate to see the return of this hideous trend.


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Sure the eighties are back, but even so, wearing a scrunchie is just bad fashion, so DON'T buy yours today!




7 comments:

Stephanie said...

EWW! I wore scrunchies when I was 8. PLEASE no one wear these things.

JuliaA said...

i would think that was a joke if not for it being AA. i hate AA so much.

i wore scrunchies when i was, like, 15, with those ridiculous flower bangs and, like, whatever else was cool.

NO MORE.

Anonymous said...

I will not be wearing this trend either. And what is up with American Apparels pathetic use of imagery?Their website is full of young girls seductively showing off their cheap clothing. Like who needs to see butt when they are selling a pair of tube socks?????

Artistic Accents by Darla said...

Your posts make me smile! Great sense of humor!!

Petra said...

I'm not a fan of either the scrunchie or A-A, but I DO enjoy your posts and I'm so-oooooo happy that you are back. You were missed. Don't leave us for so long again!

I'm off now to enter your delicious new giveaway. You spoil us so.

Tizzalicious said...

This is baaaaaaaaaaad! God, why is all the horrible fashion from when I was little coming back? I was too young to wear a lot of it (thank god?), but I did wear scrunchies...my mom even made them for me to match the clothes she also made. Ick! No more!

Cass said...

I've never really been a fan of AA's poorly tailored and poorly made clothing to begin with, but this to me, just seems like they're really grasping for something .. whatever that may be.

Bringing back the scrunchie, pft, that is laughable.