Pretty Things...Rule Breaker

10 little amazing WHITE finds you hafta wear AFTER Labour Day, you little Rule Breaker you!

Where to buy these 10 must haves...
1 }Ripped Tee by Forever 21 2 } Fashion by Phillip Lim 3 }Bow Handbag by Alexis Mabille 4 } Bra & Tangas by Victoria's Secret 5 }Cropped Jacket by Alice + Olivia
6 } Fashion by Bottega Veneta 7 } Doc Martens 8 }Snake-print Tank Dress by Phamous 9 }Fresh Water Pearl Necklace by Jenny Hoople 10 }Sheer Jersey Top by Eryn Brinie

Soft Porn and Scrunchies...

American Apparel is currently trying to reincarnate a popular 80's fashion accessory better left to rest...AA is trying to bring back the SCRUNCHIE... Ewwww!

AA is showing them in everything from neon to zebra print...lamé to tribal print--and offering them up, for our viewing pleasure, on a freckle-faced PYT who writhes around in them seductively wearing a barely-there swimsuit, complete with a nip slip or two. These shots alone will surely make your man run out to buy them for you...or beg you to wear them...or not.

I suppose the scraps of fabric from AA's buttless tights had to be used for something, but we think some killer G-strings or thongs might have made better use of the left overs as we hate to see the return of this hideous trend.

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Sure the eighties are back, but even so, wearing a scrunchie is just bad fashion, so DON'T buy yours today!

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What Were They Thinking?

Paris Hilton

Paris made many failed attempts this week as a Lady GaGa wanna-be, but she just looked ridiculous.

photos...Ramey {left} & Pacific Coast News {below}

photo...Edward Opinaldo/Pacific Coast News


Paula Abdul

Hmmm...one has to wonder if she over-accessorised this outfit on purpose in an attempt to look trendy and super cool to the kids -OR- Is she really just as crazy as everyone says?

photo...WireImage


Nicole Ritchie

There's just something a little bit odd about wrapping a scarf around your neck so many times that you have no neck at all.photo...Todd Williamson / WireImage

Mariah Carey

Yikes! We thought she was scary BEFORE with make up and straightened hair...but now we're terrified after seeing these awful pics of what she looks like au naturelle.

photos...Ross / INF Daily


Christina Milian

Here are pics of how Christina Milian USED to look...sweet and very pretty, right?

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NOW: Unless her career has gone THAT far south and she's now a stripper/porn star, she realllly needs to lay off the tanning and hair bleaching. She's just plain "Donatella Versace" scary. photo...Kaminsky / Splash News

Demi Moore

We think she's officially addicted to Twitter...Here's Demi looking less than her stellar self out and about with her daughters and STILL tweeting her every move.

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What do YOU think of...?

Paris Hilton &
Kathy Griffin

What do YOU think of...them stepping out as BFFs to do some shopping together in complimentary outfits?

photos...INF {top right}/Harris/X17 Online {left & below}

Tyra Banks

What do YOU think of...her still not practicing what she preaches by wearing these ill-fitting pants that make her crotchal area look like she's just wet herself?
photo...PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Lisa Rinna

What do YOU think of...her jungle girl outfit complete with a skirt of feathers?

photo...Arun Nevader/Wire Image

Fergie

What do YOU think of...her new look?

photo...Seligman/Splash

Ashley Olsen

What do YOU think of...her 60 year old 'bag' lady look, complete with frizzy hair, a sour look and bag so huge it could carry HER around?photo...INF

Nylon Magazine and Lindsay Lohan

What do YOU think of...Nylon Magazine calling Lindsay a "pin-up for a new era"?

Janet Jackson

What do YOU think of...her new over-sized duds? She's not likely to have a well-planned 'wardrobe malfunction' with these.

photos...Edward Opinaldo/Pacific Coast News {left} / Splash {right}

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What's UP with...?

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"

Lisa Rinna

What's up with...her running around Los Angeles desperately trying to campaign for her role on "Melrose Place"? What a mess...Oh, what's that we hear?? Uhhh, right...SILENCE.
photo...Michael Buckner/Getty {right}


photo...Dr. Billy Ingram/WireImage

Kim Kardashian

What's up with...her hideous hippie retro outfit? With all the money she has, you'd think her stylist would never have the day off. Kim obviously needs the help. We can't stand the jeans tucked into her pants OR the headband.

photo...SplashNews

Lily Allen

What's up with...her wearing the biggest, most whitest sneakers she could find with this outfit? Is she preparing for a sprint to the ladie's room once she's filled up on all that alcohol?

photo...FlyNetOnline

Tyra Banks

What's up with...her even thinking about walking out of the house looking like THIS when she has the nerve to judge model hopefuls and tell them they should always look their model best? Miss J would not approve of this hot mess, I'm sure.

photo...Pare/X17 Online

Tori Spelling

What's up with...her going out with her hair undone, wearing a 'dressing gown' that looks like she literally just rolled out of bed?

photo...PacificCoastNewsOnline

Helena Christensen

What's up with...her outfit that looks like she bought it from Rainbow Shops? The trendy dress details are contrived and overly done ...and to top it off, she paired this mess with a white handbag.

Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.
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"What's up with...?"

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"

Mischa Barton

What's up with... Mischa channeling her inner Cortney Love lately...Did she fire her stylist?

photo by Hellmuth Dominguez/PacificCoastNews.com

Kanye West & Amber Rose

What's up with... his outfit inspired by television character Steve Urkel?...Will this be part of his collection as a "budding" fashion designer?!? And...
What's up with... her entire get up? Spandex leggings this tight and in bright red are definitely not a good thing for anyone.

photo by Jose Perez/Splash News

Bono
What's up with... him still wearing those tired tinted shades?

photo by Splash News

Sting

What's up with... him letting himself go? He looks much older with a beard and unkempt hair.

Debra Messing
What's up with... the tiara? I'm not a fan of them on children, let alone adults. Repeat after me..."I am not a princess."

photo by Jordan Strauss/WireImage.com

Nicollette Sheridan

What's up with... her leaving Desperate Housewives after this season and reportedly dating David Spade?!? Has all that silicone from her fake boobs finally seeped into her brain?

photo by X17 Online

Dolly Parton

What's up with... her everything? We love her, but wish that she would relax on the plastic surgery, heavy make and big hair. She's looking like a drag queen!

photo [left ] by Paul Morigi/WireImage.com

Courtney Love

What's up with... her? Well, she's turned into my favourite hot mess lately. Move over Amy Winehouse...you have some heavy competition!

photo [far right] by Gotcha Images/Splash News

Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.
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"What's up with...?"

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"

Karolina Kurkova

What's up with her missing belly button? Supposedly perfect otherwise,...it's true that the model's "perfect" belly button is photo-shopped in on any print media.

Joaquin Phoenix

What's up with him going from 'Hottie' to 'Nottie' literally overnight?

Keira Knightley

What's up with her frumpy-dumpy grandma look lately...and that HAIR??!?

Taylor Momsen

What's up with her Cortney Love-inspired hair and make-up? This just can't be a good thing.

Madonna

What's up with her not realising that those vein-y arms are so unattractive?

Jessica Alba

What's up with HER frumpy dumpy look lately?...the unkempt fringe bob and the bad outfits...over and out. Ick!

Mickey Rourke

What's up with him? I'm very frightened.

Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.