Friday, April 11, 2008

Fashion Faux Pas: What the bleep IS she wearing??

Dear Padma Lakshmi...
I get it. You are a very pretty girl...so you think you can get away with anything. But, you're wrong...you're quite a mess, at least by appearance.

Most times you don't do your hair and it looks uncombed, greasy and dirty...and most times you don't know how to dress.

You've said that you "just don't have the time". I get it. I really do....I don't always want to look pretty either, but then again, I do make the effort and I'm not even in the public eye like you.
So, with all the money that you are making from your cook books and Top Chef appearances, I'm thinking that you at least have a stylist sometime, somewhere who could help you pull yourself together. Do not come out in the curtains that you've just pulled off the window ever again!
And, if this WAS the help of your stylist, then he/she should be fired and pronto!!

You might not have to look at yourself, but we have to look at you. Please help us save our vision. Thanks!

Love,
Raven


6 comments:

Professor Howdy said...
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Bunny B said...

LOL I agree! :)

Tizzalicious said...

Yikes, that's baaaad!

ThisOldHenHouse said...

hahahaha thats great.... I think I used to have a bedskirt that looked exactly like that when I was about 6!

moonmystic said...

Actually, I think my grandma had a tablecloth like that. . .(mothballs)

Kat Roman said...

How awful! I like the bedskirt connection. Sadly enough years ago I had a nightstand table cloth like that one. At least I wasn't wearing it. hehehe :)