Friday, January 30, 2009

What's UP with...?

I've not posted some of these pix yet since I've just been inundated with orders and such. But, here are some of our favourite celebs wearing things that left a lot of us wondering "What's up with...?"

Lady Gaga
Her hair surely isn't my taste as it's a bit Minnie Mouse, but it's cute for her. I DO like her PVC outfit, but... What's UP with letting the track marks from her hair weave show {right}??? NOT a good look for anyone. Ick.

Audrina Patridge
What's UP with the cheap polyester looking jumpsuit that looks like you pulled it out of the 70s bin at the thrift store?

Maggie Siff
What's UP with wearing that same frumpy dumpy ugly cupcake dress yet again?

Mischa Barton
What's UP with this entire shot? The dress and the 'model pose on the toilet' look just isn't flattering.

Anne Hathaway
What's UP with the ugly ostrich dress? Didn't you learn anything about fashion from your role in "The Devil Wears Prada'?

Jennifer Esposito
What's UP with the visible shoulder pads? Even in the 80's it wasn't OK to let them show under white lace...and it still isn't a good look now, even if the label does say Balmain.

Tyra Banks
What's UP with her face in this shot?...Did she have work done or is it just a bad shot? She looks Madame Tussaud wax museum weird and is totally STUFFED into that dress.

Lisa Rinna
Attention Whore Alert: I never got Ms. Rinna and her big fake lips or boobs. I never even understood why she is a "celebrity". I suppose if yer an older lady with lots of money, you might as well spend it on trying to preserve yourself. But...
What's UP with your crotch revealing dress? One blow of the wind and POOF your nasties are on display for all the world to see...and trust me, not many want to see yours...pending Playboy shoot or not. Put some clothes on, please!

Are YOU an ATTENTION WHORE like Lisa Rinna?? Go
HERE to find out...but be sure to come back and let us know! :)

Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.


IfiHadaHammer said...

on the toilet! HA! Mischa did look a bit constipated.

Carolyn said...

Honesty, ya' gotta wonder if they have actual mirrors in their homes or just stylists that say
"Oh, yes, you look great!"

MirabellaLove said...

Lisa Rinna disturbs me. She has those nasty lips, she's not hot and she's not a fashion maven. Yet there she is on TV telling others how they should look. And don't get me started on Joey Fat-one judging fashion either!

MirabellaLove said...

I'm an Attention Seeker.

Who knew!

Hot Rocks said...

ok..I just laughed my head off at those shots so hilarious!!! Especially the lack of undies on Ms. Rinna!

Distressing Delilah a.k.a. jenn said...

eeewwww! That is just gross. I am speaking of the Lisa shot! yucko.

Oh Mandie! said...

Ugh! I must say, I was a bit happier NOT seeing Lisa Rinna's crotch!

Sabbio said...

So well here's my second ^^ And it's a pleasure to go through your posts. I totally agree with you about Lisa Riina's fakeness, never understood why either. She seems so superficial and her big lips, not attractive at all!

smilemonsters said...

LOL, that was a fun post.


Anonymous said...

Those are hilarious and freaky! Tyra Banks scares me in that picture!!!

pinkglitterfae said...

What the...!!!! you picked some winners there. What on earth was Lisa Rinna thiking???
thanks for the chuckles :-O

Petra said...

I'm so grossed out by Lisa Rinna. And I secretly think that Tyra Banks is a man. "Track marks" are disturbing and do look gross. If you're going to be fake, at least hide it as much as you can.

audrey said...

What fun!! You could have a column in a magazine and do this feature every month!! Very funny stuff!!

JuliaA said...


mischa barton's "model post on the toilet"

wtf is up with lisa rinna, indeed. whoa.