Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, August 8, 2009

He's Lucky He's Cute!

Chaps Picks a Show
starring...Chaplin, The Little Terror


"Hello, Hello...I'm here! It's me, Chaplin.  You're reading the LA Weekly without me?  I wanna help! Can I help you pick out what show to see? Pleeeease??"


"Tori Amos, Marilyn Manson, Linkin' Park, Alice in Chains, Tool...Wow! That's a lot of shows to choose from. I'll keep looking, but it's gonna be a hard choice!"
"Hmmm, how about this one here? The Pretenders with none other than CAT Power and that girl who likes to wear a lot of spandex, Juliette Lewis.
You can't EVER go wrong with CAT Power, am I right?" hee hee
"And, remember The Pretenders from waaaay back when you were a small like me...like a whole 25 years ago?
Wait, that Juliette Lewis girl can sing??? ...AND she wears spandex? It all sounds scary!"


"Now, I know you like Marilyn Manson, but seriously, I think CAT Power is IT, THEE one, Numero Uno...so go with them. Ummm, it's this ad right here. I'd call and book the CAT Power tickets for you but unfortunately I can't dial the phone very well with these big paws. That, and I don't have a credit or debit card."

"Whew! I'm exhausted now with all that decision making for you. Time for a nap.
Wait, Stop! ...Why are you still looking??!?"

"Please tell me that you're still going to the CAT Power show and you're gonna take me. We're going, aren't we? Aren't we?? I have my spandex kitty outfit picked out already and everything!"