Friday, February 13, 2009

"What's up with...?"

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"



Karolina Kurkova
What's up with her missing belly button? Supposedly perfect otherwise,...it's true that the model's "perfect" belly button is photo-shopped in on any print media.









Joaquin Phoenix
What's up with him going from 'Hottie' to 'Nottie' literally overnight?

Keira Knightley
What's up with her frumpy-dumpy grandma look lately...and that HAIR??!?

Taylor Momsen

What's up with her Cortney Love-inspired hair and make-up? This just can't be a good thing.

Madonna
What's up with her not realising that those vein-y arms are so unattractive?

Jessica Alba
What's up with HER frumpy dumpy look lately?...the unkempt fringe bob and the bad outfits...over and out. Ick!

Mickey Rourke
What's up with him? I'm very frightened.

Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.

13 comments:

Art by Darla Kay said...

These are good! I agree about Joaquin, totally. Give him a hoodie and voila! Unibomber!

OliveStreetStudio said...

What is up with Madonna's face?? And Joaquim Phoenix was one of my favorite actors - can't believe he quit acting.

Anonymous said...

That belly button freaked me out and I went on a google search.

http://showhype.com/story/karolina_kurkova_s_bellybutton_mystery_solved/

Also, I just watched Joaquim on Letterman and it is really funny.

Deb DiSalvo said...

Oh, I so agree with you on these. What's up with Joaquim on Letterman - weird!!! And I used to think he was pretty hot! And Madonna - sooooooooo not flattering!

Anonymous said...

I heard about Karolina's missing belly button being about some childhood surgery, but I'm not falling for it. I'm sure that when she had her fake boobs put in they went in through her belly button and messed things up. She probably got her boobs for free then. lol
And, the freakish missing BB doesn't seem to be hurting her career any. She's lucky for PhotoShop and any other image- manipulating device out there these days.

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

Mickey Rourke...gack! And I used to love Joaquin Phoenix, what the flip happened to him! Jessica Alba...ugh...Madonna is just looking weird these days...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

oh...I cannot believe you are the age listed on your profile!!! Are you sure???? You look fabulous!!!

Oh Mandie said...

Ok I usually love Joaquin Phoenix - but now he just looks homeless :(

Rascallion said...

I think the answer is that K.K is actually a pod-person a-la Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. Maybe Joaquim is too?...

The Milkshake said...
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Karenladd said...

Mickey, Mickey, Mickey....you have GOT to be kidding! Honestly, I couldn't get horrible hair like that if I went for a year without washing it!

Nelsby said...

Egads!!! My (used to be) pretty little Joaquin literally just JUMPED off the computer screen at me! The Wolfman cometh?

elin said...

jessica alba looks nice, i love what she's what she's wearing in the first photo!