Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts

Monday, August 10, 2009

Parents: Please Don't Let Your Kids Worship THIS


Miley Cyrus, age 16 ( ! ), at the Teen Choice Awards virtually pantless and grinding it on a stripper pole!

"{Her} viewers mainly consist of the nation's most impressionable league of tweens and, probably, their little sisters. This is a golden opportunity for celebrities to teach them of the glory, comfort and fashionability of not only bottoms, but decency. And here 16-year-old Miley shows up in a skirt resembling a specialty Band-Aid, paired with towering stilettos many adults would have trouble walking in."

-- Amy Odell, The Cut


And, not only that...what's up with her provocative dancing and half-naked back up dancers?

I suppose there's not much more left Miley can do really. I mean once you've posed for photos whilst laying in your father's crotch, dated a 20 year old male model when you're still a minor, have dressed in the teeniest of mini skirt and hooker pumps and have writhed around in public on a stripper pole, what IS left?

Her parents obviously have no control over her now as she can buy and sell both of them. They actually sat in the audience of the Teen Choice Awards and cheered her on.

I suppose that whenever Disney FINALLY realises what they are really promoting to the youth of America and her career does start to wane, there's still a Playboy layout, a sex tape that mysteriously gets out and future pole wrangling at Crazy Horse.




Monday, July 6, 2009

Did YOU get a Golden Ticket?

Are you wishing you could be in Los Angeles for the Michael Jackson Memorial?

Well, we can't help you with that, but here is what the ticket and wristband to the event are reported to look like, in case you wondered:



TMZ.com posted this picture and scam artists are most likely already hard at work copying it.
Craigslist Los Angeles is FULL of people trying to sell "tickets" possibly even printed off of this very photo, so we'd recommend not buying any tickets to the memorial from people you don't know.

It's gonna be a MADHOUSE on all of the LA freeways {yes, worse than normal...} due to people trying to drive close to and around the Staples Center area, so if you have to travel anywhere in LA tomorrow for work or appointments, you better leave NOW and stay close to where you need to be.


Monday, April 27, 2009

Love It or Hate It?

Kim Kardashian, known for her gorgeous long brunette locks as well as her curvy shape, recently lightened up and went blonde! Do you like...?

* * *

Really it's just a wig from a photo shoot she did this
past weekend, but she’s contemplating the BIG change for real to this colour made popular by Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez. ...And, YES, Men...hair colour, length change or getting bangs IS a BIG deal to us women and requires some heavy contemplation.

Our thoughts...
We think she looks a little TOO much like a Beyonce wanna-be with it, but with that gorgeous face, she looks great either way.

“I did a fabulous photo shoot this weekend and they put this hair piece on! I haven’t taken it off since, because I’m really loving the look.”



Check out her look before and after {below} and then let us know what YOU think?


BEFORE...with her gorgeous dark brunette locks


AFTER...with her new blonde wig
Do you love Kim’s new look or not?



Friday, April 3, 2009

What Were They Thinking?




Paris Hilton
Paris made many failed attempts this week as a Lady GaGa wanna-be, but she just looked ridiculous.

photos...Ramey {left} & Pacific Coast News {below}




photo...Edward Opinaldo/Pacific Coast News


Paula Abdul

Hmmm...one has to wonder if she over-accessorised this outfit on purpose in an attempt to look trendy and super cool to the kids -OR- Is she really just as crazy as everyone says?
photo...WireImage


Nicole Ritchie
There's just something a little bit odd about wrapping a scarf around your neck so many times that you have no neck at all.photo...Todd Williamson / WireImage


Mariah Carey

Yikes! We thought she was scary BEFORE with make up and straightened hair...but now we're terrified after seeing these awful pics of what she looks like au naturelle.
photos...Ross / INF Daily


Christina Milian

Here are pics of how Christina Milian USED to look...sweet and very pretty, right?
click to enlarge pics...

NOW: Unless her career has gone THAT far south and she's now a stripper/porn star, she realllly needs to lay off the tanning and hair bleaching. She's just plain "Donatella Versace" scary. photo...Kaminsky / Splash News



Demi Moore
We think she's officially addicted to Twitter...Here's Demi looking less than her stellar self out and about with her daughters and STILL tweeting her every move.






Friday, March 27, 2009

What do YOU think of...?



Paris Hilton &
Kathy Griffin

What do YOU think of...them stepping out as BFFs to do some shopping together in complimentary outfits?












photos...INF {top right}/Harris/X17 Online {left & below}



Tyra Banks
What do YOU think of...her still not practicing what she preaches by wearing these ill-fitting pants that make her crotchal area look like she's just wet herself?
photo...PacificCoastNewsOnline.com


Lisa Rinna
What do YOU think of...her jungle girl outfit complete with a skirt of feathers?
photo...Arun Nevader/Wire Image


Fergie
What do YOU think of...her new look?
photo...Seligman/Splash



Ashley Olsen
What do YOU think of...her 60 year old 'bag' lady look, complete with frizzy hair, a sour look and bag so huge it could carry HER around?photo...INF


Nylon Magazine and Lindsay Lohan
What do YOU think of...Nylon Magazine calling Lindsay a "pin-up for a new era"?


Janet Jackson
What do YOU think of...her new over-sized duds? She's not likely to have a well-planned 'wardrobe malfunction' with these.
photos...Edward Opinaldo/Pacific Coast News {left} / Splash {right}

click images to enlarge...


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Complex Situation

Kim Kardashian is featured in Complex magazine this month, but as you might have already heard, the magazine originally "forgot" to Photoshop one of the images of her. {see below}

Don't worry, the "mistake" was caught and replaced with society's idea of the perfect woman. Kim miraculously lost the veins and cellulite on her legs, gained some additional curves to her cleavage and waistline and her outfit now fits her every curve.


Honestly, we think the lack of photo shopping was the least of the magazine's worries. Kim looks great in all her PhotoShopped glory, but the creative direction for the shoot itself was just really bad.


Then again, Complex is a magazine for men, so as long as the female "models" they use show some majorly enhanced T & A, who cares about bad backdrops and lighting effects, right?





Before PhotoShop / After PhotoShop



click to enlarge pix...
See the full feature & more pix here...



Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Will the REAL Lady GaGa Please Stand Up...


Remember back in the day when everyone...and I mean EVERYONE, wanted to be Madonna? Well, these days, it seems that everyone wants some Lady GaGa.

At first glance, one would think that Lady GaGa is on the
cover of the April issue of Blackbook Magazine, which is their MUSIC issue. But, a closer look reveals that it's actually Nicole Richie, who is NOT even a musician. Blackbook must have not been able to get the REAL Lady Gaga, so they dressed up another celebrity to look like her.

Tsk Tsk...some will do anything to sell a magazine.







Friday, March 20, 2009

What's UP with...?

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"




Lisa Rinna
What's up with...her running around Los Angeles desperately trying to campaign for her role on "Melrose Place"? What a mess...Oh, what's that we hear?? Uhhh, right...SILENCE.
photo...Michael Buckner/Getty {right}


photo...Dr. Billy Ingram/WireImage


Kim Kardashian
What's up with...her hideous hippie retro outfit? With all the money she has, you'd think her stylist would never have the day off. Kim obviously needs the help. We can't stand the jeans tucked into her pants OR the headband.
photo...SplashNews


Lily Allen
What's up with...her wearing the biggest, most whitest sneakers she could find with this outfit? Is she preparing for a sprint to the ladie's room once she's filled up on all that alcohol?
photo...FlyNetOnline



Tyra Banks
What's up with...her even thinking about walking out of the house looking like THIS when she has the nerve to judge model hopefuls and tell them they should always look their model best? Miss J would not approve of this hot mess, I'm sure.
photo...Pare/X17 Online


Tori Spelling
What's up with...her going out with her hair undone, wearing a 'dressing gown' that looks like she literally just rolled out of bed?
photo...PacificCoastNewsOnline


Helena Christensen
What's up with...her outfit that looks like she bought it from Rainbow Shops? The trendy dress details are contrived and overly done ...and to top it off, she paired this mess with a white handbag.


Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.
Click to enlarge all images.




Friday, March 13, 2009

What's UP with...?

Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"




Britney Spears
What's up with...Britney's lame costumes and "wardrobe malfunction" during her current "Circus" concert tour?
During her performance in T
ampa, FL this week, she barely moved during her song "I'm a Slave for You" and then, when the song ended, there is footage of her saying "My p*ssy is hanging out". One would think that a seasoned performer would have done several rehearsals in the outfit before she performed LIVE.




photo...Jeremy Cowart/WireImage

Check out this clip {below} of a very rigid Britney performing and listen towards the end when she 'forgets' that her microphone is still on.






Fergie
What's up with...her new dark hair? We like it, but think it makes her look much older.
photo...Wenn


Lindsay Lohan
What's up with...her launching a line of self-tanning products when she can't seem to get it right on herself? The self-tanning line is named "Sevin Nyne" after her favourite numbers...and the photos accompanying the product's ad campaign are as bad as her spelling. {below}
photo...Sevin Nyne


Angelina Jolie
What's up with...her look for the upcoming film "Salt"? We understand that the hair is for a role, but the lines showing on her face make her look waaaaay over her supposed age of 33 years.
photo...INF


Michael Jackson
What's up with...the King of Freaks...er, Pop suddenly coming out of hiding to announce his "This is It" final tour? We don't understand why ANYONE would willingly give this guy their hard-earned money.
photo...Goff/INF


Nicole Richie
What's up with...the hippie look she is still wearing? We hate it and want it to go away.
photo...Marcos Vasquez/Ramey


Madonna
What's up with...her dressing up like a school girl to celebrate Purim at the Kabbalah Center? With the costumes she's donned throughout her career, she could have done much better than this!
photo...Edward Opinaldo/Pacific Coast News


Courtney Love
What's up with...this hot mess? ...Really, what goes through her mind?
photo...Splash News Online




Friday, March 6, 2009

What's UP with...?



Here are more of our favourite celebs with looks that make us ask "What's up with...?"


Paris Hilton
What's up with...someone actually entrusting her with their child?
photo IONU/x17 Online






...and then later caught sucking face with her new "boyfriend".photo Lockhart/Visschedyk / PacificCoastNews



Jessica Alba & Cash Warren
What's up with...their frumpy wardrobes pulled from the bins at GoodWill? Are her movies doing so badly they can't afford both a nanny AND a stylist?
photo Jordan Strauss/Getty Images


Mickey Rourke
What's up with...US thinking he was an idiot for wearing sunglasses at night? He was doing us a favour as they take the focus off of everything else gone wrong, including his missing tooth. ;) Please put them back on, Mickey!
photo INFDaily.com


Juliette Lewis
What's up with...her new look? She's never been one for current fashion, but this is just hideous!
photo Josephine Santos / PacificCoastNews


Kelly Clarkson
What's up with...her lack of personal care lately? Did she fire her stylist?



Katy Perry
What's up with...her smiley face shoulders? We can't decide if we love them or hate them!
photo Sakura/WENN



Lady Gaga
What's up with...her for-going pants at all costs?
photo: KCSPresse/Splash News Online



Lindsay Lohan
What's up with...her on those "down" days...Yikes!
photo Flynet


Sarah Jessica Parker
What's up with...going from 'high style' to 'don't care' overnight? And to think that some call her one of the most stylish. Goes to show you that an acting role is just that.



Disclaimer to all the nutjobs who don't "get it"...This post is meant to be in fun. Please don't take any of the comments personally. Anyone who leaves their home in a bad outfit is subject to someone somewhere poking a little fashion faux pas finger at them.
Click to enlarge all images.